ACE VENTURA JR PET DETECTIVE - MP4 MOVIE DESCRIPTION/PLOT

Ace drives down to Finkle's hometown in Collier County, Florida to meet the football player's parents at their home, which is defaced with anti-Finkle graffiti written by irate fans over the years. Finkle's mother is senile, and his father is a suspicious, shotgun-wielding old man who confides to Ace that his son was put into a mental institution in Tampa after his career ended; Finkle later escaped from the institution and is still at large. Finkle's bedroom contains a shrine-like construction declaring his and finds a box of Finkle's belongings. Looking through it, he finds more anti-Marino paraphernalia as well as a newspaper article stating that Lois Einhorn was a missing hiker whose body was never recovered. Ace calls his friend and police officer Emilio, who looks through Einhorn's desk, finding a love letter to Einhorn from Roger Podacter, evidence that Einhorn might have killed Podacter. While trying to determine how Finkle and Einhorn were connected, Ace's dog puts his head down on a picture of Finkle, whereupon the dog's hair alters the image of Finkle's head, so that he looks like a woman. Looking at it, Ace concludes that the lieutenant is actually Ray Finkle posing as the deceased Lois Einhorn. His sense of triumph is quickly replaced with disgust after realizing that he had kissed and almost had sex with a man, and that the "gun" he felt earlier was actually her erection.



Ace follows Einhorn to a warehouse by the docks. After knocking out Einhorn's henchmen, he finds Dan Marino tied up, but is himself caught by Einhorn. There is a struggle between Ace and Einhorn. When the cops arrive to arrest Ace (on Einhorn's orders), Melissa and Emilio stop them. Ace explains Finkle's motive and that Lt. Einhorn is actually Ray Finkle. No one believes him of course; therefore Ace attempts to find proof by (unsuccessfully) attempting to expose Einhorn's true identity.



He first tries to pull off her hair, believing it to be a wig, only to find it's her real hair. He then rips open her blouse only to find two perfect feminine breasts covered by a silk bra. He then decides to rip off her skirt because he assumes that she must still have her penis (due to feeling her erection when they had earlier kissed), but there is no bulge in Einhorn's panties. Suddenly Marino who is slightly behind Einhorn calls Ace over and whispers something. While this is happening there is a look of bewilderedness on Einhorn's face. As it turns out Einhorn had learned over the years to tuck her penis and testicles between her legs to hide them, which Roger Podacter discovered earlier while engaging in sexual activities with Einhorn, but was murdered before he told anyone, likely the motive behind his murder.



After Marino alerts Ace of Lt. Einhorn's penis, Ace makes a short, hummilating speech directed toward Einhorn(while this is happening there is a look of hopelessness on the Lt. face) and then Ace spins Einhorn around to expose her 'true' sexual identity (with her penis and testicles clearly visible underneath Einhorn/Finkle's silk panties), everybody is in total disbelief that such an attractive and feminine woman as Lois Einhorn is actually a man, and every man except Ace started spitting in disgust (even Snowflake). Enraged that her plans have been thwarted by Ace and embarrassed that Ace revealed her penis to the whole police force, Einhorn/Finkle makes one last attempt to kill Ace by nealing down and picking up a piece of jagged glass, but is flipped by Ace into Snowflake's makeshift tank. Einhorn/Finkle comes up spitting up water and gasping for breath in a total mess, and Ace steps on her hand and removes Ray Finkle's Championship ring from Einhorn/Finkle's finger, then proceeds to sling dirty water all over her face. Then she is arrested.



The movie ends with both Marino and Snowflake returning to the Super Bowl game between the Dolphins and the Philadelphia Eagles at halftime. Ace suddenly spots the albino pigeon he was chasing earlier in the film on the Eagles' sideline. He attempts to capture it but Swoop, the Eagles' mascot, scares it away. Enraged, Ace ends up in a fist fight with the mascot whilst he is thanked, on the JumboTron, for saving Marino and Snowflake.